Because the Browns Didn't, You Know, Lose Yesterday

I Can't Believe I Didn't Think of This

But I just downloaded Tecmo Super Bowl - the .rom, not quite the original NES classic. And it has current (as of August or so) rosters.

So guess who's pixelating his playoff projections? Aww yeah.

This Is Where Divisiontitlequest Would Show Up...

...if there were even a snowball's chance at a Wild Card spot.

Browns lose again, despite limiting the Colts to 10 points, including a late touchdown.

Anderson's out for the rest of the year.

Man, even hardcore Browns fans are getting bummed out now. It's gonna be a long December in Browns Stadium.

I didn't catch much of anything else, as today was a travel day. The closest I got to football was getting stuck in a Cincinnati traffic jam partially induced by post-Bengals traffic. Gotta hand it to 'em, they apparently stuck around to the bitter end. Say what you will, Ohio football fans suck it up, even as their teams suck hard.

Divisiontitlequest, Week 12

Browns lose, 16-6. Not even a particularly close game. Add three more drops to Braylon's season total (is there any kind of historical stat on this, and if so, where does he stand?) and Brady Quinn didn't look any better than Derrick Anderson would have.

Fuck this, I'm going home.

Divisiontitlequest, Week 11

(Note: Divisiontitlequest is an weekly series of blog posts accounting the the struggles I, and all Browns fans face in this season of so much promise. It's been published weekly on my Tumblr, and it's high time I moved it on over here, just in time for the probable death knell.)

This might be it. The Ravens lost, but the Steelers eked out what has been an day for odd scores in the AFC North. Now, it comes down to tonight's game at Buffalo to determine if we'll have even a slim shot at playoff glory.

I don't believe I posted my reactions to last Thursday's loss versus the Broncos, but I think a simple, grunted "GOD DAMMIT" will suffice.